Snap Crackle Pop!!!

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Yet another side effect of my laziness.

So I've learned that my teeth, like me, are very moody. Especially in the mornings. They get pissed every once in a while and won't allow me to use them to chew. So I've been alternating which side of my mouth to chew on. I wake up in the morning and before I eat breakfast I say "hello teeth.. who's happy today?" Most often its the teeth on my left side that decide to let me have a slice of bread and maybe even a bagel.

There's also been some shaky territory in the front regions of my mouth. By that I mean I can actually feel the teeth move. You know when you lick your lips and you bring the top lip down? When I do that I can actually feel some of my teeth shift inward and there's even little clicking sounds! I asked Dr. Sexy if this was normal and he said yeah cuz the teeth need to be loose in order to move. I'll put up some pics but there isn't a huge difference yet although some people have told me they see "progress". Whatever that means.

I've also been attracting alot of creepy crawly type dudes. This guy whispered to me on the train "you're pretty. but you already knew that. And you gonna look even better when you're done with those braces.. yeah girl. You got it goin on." I just stared at him blankly.

Lately I've been looking at alot of pics of myself and I still can't picture myself without the gap. Anybody out there got some photoshop capabilities? lol. Damn I think I'm really gonna miss it..

Talk soon.

Chey

Braces - Day 2

Ok I'll quickly talk about Day 2. In general it sucked. I had so much work to do at work and on top of it I had to learn how to eat with these train tracks on my teeth. I had oatmeal in the morning which was easy to eat but got all caught up in the braces so I had to go to the bathroom to get all the little pieces out. Nice. Good way to start the damn day. Ok then fast foward to lunch. I chose soup.. seems easy right? I chose tomato basil with rice. I get back to the office with it and suddenly my whole mouth aches.. I'm miserable. I take advil. As i wait for that to kick in my boss come to ask me to do some crap. I just squint my eyes and clearly look totally unhappy. He ignores this. His wife is about to have a baby any minute so he has other shit on his mind. Understandable. I didnt tell him about the braces. I dont know if he noticed. I dont care. Advil kicks in. I try to eat. The soup is good but the damn rice keeps trying to take a trip up braces road so again I'm in the bathroom cleanin the little shits. ugh. Ok back to work I went.

After work I'm on the 5 train.. pain is back. My teeth feel like they're falling out. I drag into the house and steal my boyfriend's Ibprofen 800 that he got back when he had his tooth pulled. I felt a thousand times better!! Who invented these lovely drugs?? I want to meet them and kiss them. Ok next stop cheecake factory!! I have mashed potatoes and chicken, I was so hungry I really didn't care about getting food in my braces so I killed the mashed potatoes in 2 seconds. I had to cut up the chicken. Deelishh. The picture here is actually a pic I found online of the chicken and biscuits I had from cheesecake factory! See ya later.